I have come to call these annoying ailments "sideshows". Cancer is the featured malady under the big tent, but I have collected a large assortment of sideshows:
- pancreatitis
- diarrhea
- headaches
- nausea
- cellulitis
- deep vein thrombosis
- itchy rash
I'm lucky I didn't have a heart attack to add to the list when I saw the cost of a 30-day supply of this blood thinner med. Holy Cow! The $ sign is missing, but you can see it's costing me only $1/day and insurance is picking up the rest. It's my contribution to hog farmers, as this generic form of Lovenox is "derived from porcine intestinal mucosa in Water for injection". I have to inject it into my "love handles" once a day.
Another pork product I am buying is Creon which is made from pork pancreases. I take one or two whenever I eat because it contains the digestive enzymes I now lack because my pancreas is sick. Thank you hog farmers everywhere.
On the other hand.....this is the drip antibiotic that was used to stop the cellulitis while I was in the hospital. While visiting me, Pastor Barry Kreider noted it appears to have been on sale for $1.28 at Ollies (sorry, it's a PA inside joke).
$1.28 @ Ollies is a good inside PA joke, but I think that's the expiration date !!! Hope you got it before 1/28 so it works !!! Rick, you sound in good spirits and I believe that is half the battle. Keep that chin up and continue to "deal with the real" !!! Praying every night for your 100% recovery.
ReplyDeleteLove to you and Barb. ~Mel
Rick: Karla and I are encouraged by your humor ("humour" for Canadian friends:-) and wit. Very good post regarding the language of war. Blessings! Tim & Karla
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